An oversized tee featuring a janky-toothed grin wrapped around a suspiciously rolled-up carpet. Subtle? No. Accurate? Tragically. The Carpet Muncher Shirt—for when innuendo is pointless and you're just here to terrorize brunch.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean